hello hello. lets talk about prom. it sucks because it is one freaking beauty contest. with pernickety little bastards and beeyatches with your fancy dresses, judge others and try to impress. kowtow to that. but it so roxors because i get to see my beautiful classmates all being beautiful as they already are being even more beautiful. aww zomg mcron makes no sense but bottom line is they are beautiful people. so here goes, tribute to my lovely teetwelvers. i probably wont see seven eighths of them ever again but who knows in twenty years time,
terence will be the first singaporean to play in NBA
yansheng will be building A380's part-time and also become the best french horn player to ever live.
kimberly will be a taitai, mahjong all day long and live in an electric blue coloured house with psyduck.
alvina will be a model because she is oh so damn gorgeous during prom. totally prom queen worthy.
liying will be a tattoo artist and i will get her to tattoo my mother's name on my chest.
alycia will grow taller by 2mm and she will be the new poster girl for 'hua yu's cool'.
alyson will be taller by 20cm and she will join kim in her mahjong games because alyson is also a potential taitai.
dorothy will do what she does best and that is to deal with money. some loan shark will acquire her service and she will do her job. you bet she will.
jean will be an environmentalist. despite her mriaowing antics, pennycake will be singapore's very own mother theresa. never fails to help the needy.
nat will be a frisbee instructor with uncle rah. bag packing her life away with her ever changing boyfriends. occasionally with libing too.
libing will join team singapore and continue running. she never stops.
sherlyn will elope with her boyfriend and have 20 kids.
shuhui will form her own girl band named zipangu and become famous. she also has the knack for changing her identity as she does so successfully during prom.
wanting will FINALLY get off the shelve for AWHILE because she will FINALLY take of her specs and become so hot that she starts dumping boySSSS.
erica will be the best ballet teacher in town. occasionally involve in scandals will celebrities and holds the record for having the most divorces.
anna will go back to india and join bollywood.
zhangmei will be the best housewife in the world because she will get everything done by shooting down either her husband or her children. she can open a tuition centre to change seventeen pointers to triple A students too.
hope i didnt leave anyone out. i love every single one of you and thank you for all your pretty presents and mementoes. god bless. god speed. good life to all.
ALL MY BELOVED CLASSMATES, SEND ME THE PHOTOS PLEASE. I WANT MEMORIES.
not in order or preference whatsoever to avoid the critics from dishing out harsh comments.
so prom was filled with hits and misses. more misses of course. oh no i feel so restricted. fine i shant say anything.
post prom was like DOTS. all i remember was carrie getting high and doing the sexy/not so sexy dance move which was definitely _________. oh and she was showing half her boob the whole time. good ol' ivan was the man who saves the day by not touching her boob but to cover it up not with his hands but with her top. schweet. people were getting high and higher. although the crowd wasnt as PROMINENT as those in dxo but i guess that is how people have more fun right. for once i was pumping it with ivan and kim. got drunk kim back into the hotel and gang raped her ass to bits.
hey baby. happy two months! okay maybe not so happy. sorry that i am such a boring person. sorry that i cant spend today with you. sorry for all the times i've made you angry (if there is any), sorry for everything that has caused your happiness. the big hiatus looms and i am just so gonna miss you. cant imagine life without you. oh no. sam sucks. durian puffs are supposed to be my duty to get them okay! i searched high and low for them! ahhwelll i hope our zero quarrel policy last! then i wont have an excuse to dump you. okay fine the other way round! HAHA, danggit. some things are just so difficult to say it to you. i'd write them down any how. all right, you happy mapling! i love you so muchhhhhh!!!!!!